Friend: "Just so you know I expect you to be strict with me. I learn best when I have somebody telling me what I'm doing wrong and how I should be doing it better. I don't get far if someone's being nice. I like to please who I'm with. Now that's not to say I mean I invite disrespect. I'm just saying I invite you to be harsh and get rough with me. Basically just what you did today with that other guy."
Me: "(friend)...I am flattered, but are you trying to siduce me into being your dom?"
Friend: "What the hell!?!? NO!!! I want you to teach me photography you dunce."